you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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