Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
try to milk me bitch
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