dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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