im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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