All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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