Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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