She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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