Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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