you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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