can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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