Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
