we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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