i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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