He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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