I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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