Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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