# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
thus making me awesome and them whores
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
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