i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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