I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Holy shit dude........stairs
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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