What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I need a hoe opinion
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