I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
he puts the penis in happiness.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
My feet surprised me
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