can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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