Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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