I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
well you can't waste a boner
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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