4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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