Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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