Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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