when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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