no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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