are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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