1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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