CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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