Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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