i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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