...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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