I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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