I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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