Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
