how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
She announced her abortion via fbk
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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