Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Watching her eat just hurts me
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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