Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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