i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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