So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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