you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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