It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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