is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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