I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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