guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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