chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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