when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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