Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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