Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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