i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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