I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I feel great
I just peed on a car
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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