I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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