You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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